Please welcome Daisy and Danny to my blog.
This is Daisy:
And this is her lover, Danny:
They were thrilled to be guests on my blog. 🙂
(Daisy and Danny have been living together for years, so they don’t talk much.)
Hi, Danny, I can see how busy you are, so thanks for your time.
(Note: I will be translating for my donkey friends.)
Danny: You’re welcome. Do you have a question?
Me: You have a nice smile, Danny. I was just wondering what it was like, living the donkey life?
Danny: Do you think my shadow looks fat?
Danny: Mostly our lives are boring, but we do enjoy sex once in awhile…
Danny: You know what I mean, right? Have you ever heard of donkey porn?
Me: Excuse me, I believe Daisy wants to join the conversation…
Daisy: Don’t listen to that jackass, we haven’t had sex in a decade.
Daisy: But we love to play Scrabble for Donkeys.
Me: Hey, Danny, what’s that ball of light? It looks like it’s made out of rainbows…
Danny: Did I forget to tell you that I’m your fairy godmother?
Me: Is there anything else that ya’ll would like to share?
Danny: How about a kiss? You know, to better the relations between donkeys and humans…
Me: Dude, that’s gross. Didn’t you tell me earlier that you wrote a poem?
Daisy: I wrote the poem. Danny doesn’t even like to read.
Me: Well, thanks again for being guests on my blog. This was fun! Now, the floor is yours, Daisy.
By Daisy the Donkey
There once was a donkey named Daisy
Known in her day to be quite lazy
But in all honest truth
She rarely expended energy
Unless it was done
And while she was enjoying
Danny: Wait, I have one, too!
When The Cows Came Home
By Danny the Donkey
There once was a donkey
Prideful and stubborn
And then to his surprise
he found a weed growing wildly
and he smoked that shit
until the cows came home