If you don’t like snow, you might be an alien

Did you know that most aliens don’t like the snow? So, if you don’t like snow, you might be an alien. But there’s another way you can check to see if you’re really an alien…

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Meet one of my alien friends (who doesn’t like the snow):

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My friend tells me that aliens have two belly buttons: one on the stomach and one on the ass.

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Looks like I might be an alien. 🙂

Fall Is Cranky

First, we got some rain. (Thanks, Mother Nature.)

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Then came the snow clouds…

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…but no snow, not yet.

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Thanksgiving Day sunset.

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Does this look like snow?

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Because it ain’t. It’s bugs.

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Bugs and more bugs. (Cover your nose!)

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I’m just hanging around, waiting for payday, so I can buy some weed. One day, Medicare will cover weed. Seriously. But I can’t wait for that day.

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Superman and Superwoman! 🙂

There’s more than one supermoon

Supermoon over Trump

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Supermoon over America

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Supermoon over Colorado

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Supermoon over Democracy

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Supermoon over Me

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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/readers-share-supermoon-pictures-after-12176604

Cloudy skies and foggy conditions ruined the supermoon phenomenon for most Mancunians last night. While stargazers across the world shared images of a dazzling white moon lighting up the sky, Mancunians were left disappointed as the weather blocked any views of the sensation…

http://www.mashable.com/2016/11/15/supermoon-tortillas/#RCpbEUPYg5qh

What do I see? Take a drive with me…

I see the sunset from underneath a pine tree.

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A couple of weeks later, another sunset.

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Saturday’s sunrise.

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I should stop staring at the sun. It can’t be good for my eyes.

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Cloud porn in the Walmart parking lot.

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We’ve had some good rain in the past couple of days. Even though I love the rain, my allergies do not. It will take some time before my allergies settle into fall.

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I see the sunset reflected on the car in front of me. (The only thing you can see on my car is dirt.)

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Unfortunately for me, there’s a Krispy Kreme next to Walmart.

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Since I don’t buy as many donuts as I do Dilly Bars, I thought I’d try to save some money. Donuts this month, not Dilly Bars. And you don’t really have to chew donuts, making them very easy for me to eat. (Wow, the excuses we tell ourselves… when really, I just wanted some junk food. It might be junk, but it sure tastes good.)

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The last time I went to Krispy Kreme, I told myself I wouldn’t go back. Their donuts used to be worth the price, but they aren’t any longer. That’s still true.

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Kelly Liquors is next to Krispy Kreme, but they’d sell a lot more donuts if they were next to a weed dispensary.

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I’m not happy that I wasted money on Krispy Kremes, but I did catch a great sunrise. Happy Daylight Savings Time. 🙂