Uncontrolled Pain

Dedicated to the DEA and CDC.

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Suffering
shuddering
pain roaring
thundering
overpowering
head hammering
eyes watering
thoughts scattering
body lumbering
no glimmering
time shuttering
heart hardening
life guttering
bad thoughts whispering
pain is poisoning

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Please kill me
Just kill me now
I’ve suffered enough
and how

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Night time
in the dark
only thing I hear
is my pain bark

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If the body you live in
is full of unending pain
what else can you do
but attempt escape?

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discarded
disposed of
cast aside
abandoned
rejected
ejected
expelled
banished

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Have you always felt
older than your age
older than dirt
more ancient than Earth?
What is time worth?

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I can easily
picture myself
on my deathbed
denied pain relief
denied dignity
Frightening

Sorry for the depressing shit, but I ain’t got no bud, and I’m in a lot of pain.

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Christmas isn’t over yet…

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/25/landry-santa-tweets

rob delaney ✔ @robdelaney
What flavor vape oil are you leaving out for Santa this year?

Sam Grittner @SamGrittner
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.

♡Very Respectful Guy @SortaBad
If you don’t have a chimney Santa just bursts through your walls like the Kool-Aid Man

jomny sun @jonnysun
ME: [in santa costume, covered in chimney soot] that was hard. how does santa do it
WIFE: well santas not real, hun
ME: [drops cookie] WHAT

Cliff Bleszinski ✔ @therealcliffyb
Based upon the altitude, speed, and open design of that sled Santa would be dead of hyopthermia after taking off.

Merry Christmas!

Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, “Looks like Santa lost his temper again.”

http://distractify.com/food/2015/12/25/beth-christmas-ornament-cakes

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http://distractify.com/fyi/2015/12/24/landry-hospital-christmas

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It’s A Snowman Challenge!

Lisa (from Life of an El Paso Woman) and I are competing for the Best Snowman. It’s a match between Texas and New Mexico, and you can find her entry (Chico Jr.) here:

http://lifeofanelpasowoman.com/2015/12/27/snowman-challenge/

Albuquerque didn’t get as much snow as El Paso, and while I tried to make balls out of the snow, they wouldn’t stick together. I’m like, is this how snow is supposed to behave? I don’t think so. Obviously, here in New Mexico, we have alien snow. (Roswell, New Mexico is a famous alien site.)

So, I had to use my imagination.  First, I tried to draw a snowman:

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Obviously, I can’t draw. Then I tried to use props:

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Does that look like a snowman to you? Okay, maybe not…

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See, my snowman is very, very tired (because insomnia), so he’s laying down…

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…and smoking some leaf. (Lucky dude.)

And here is Snowgirl:

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She’s getting ready to make banana bread. And here she is celebrating bud (wouldn’t it be cool if our money had bud leaves on it?):

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And here’s the Trump Snowman:

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He’s hiding because he knows everyone hates him.

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Oh no, it looks like the Trump Snowman melted. Must be because he doesn’t have any real balls. 🙂

Here’s the sun, trying to escape the clouds:

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Since the Snowman Challenge was my idea, I believe that qualifies me as the one and only judge of this contest. And I’ve already decided that Chico Jr. is the winner.  Congratulations, Lisa! 😀