The Contestants
Disqualified For Cheating
Disqualified For Being Distracted
First Runner Up
And The Winner Is
Urban Dictionary:
one legged man in an ass kicking contest
Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
A good collection
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow, that’s cool.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your comment made me wonder why ducks stand on one leg: “Ducks and some other birds stand on one leg, called unipedal resting, to help regulate and maintain body temperature.” We’ve learned our new thing for the day. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Excellent. You can teach an old dog new tricks. 😊
LikeLiked by 1 person