Are you lonely?

Sure, I get lonely. Doesn’t everybody? But it’s not something that bothers me too much. It appears that my intractable pain eclipses many things that might otherwise bother me.

It’s normal and natural to get lonely. Human beings are social animals. Why do you think Facebook has 1.79 billion monthly active users?

http://www.zephoria.com/top-15-valuable-facebook-statistics/

Talk about a crowd. How do users hear anything in all that noise? Anyway, if you’re feeling lonely, here are some links:

http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/10-ways-cure-loneliness/

http://www.livestrong.com/article/66458-cure-loneliness/

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-science-success/201010/the-cure-loneliness

Even better, here are some things to laugh at:

You gotta love American humor. 🙂

Please Join Me For Dinner

I suppose bologna is not too good for me, but it sure tastes good.

Especially with lots of mayo.

It’s like a flat hot dog.

And it’s cheap.

I usually smash a sandwich like this into a pancake so that it’s easier for me to eat, but I waited to do the full smush routine until after I took these photos. As always, I’m here to entertain you, and your needs come first.

I think the bologna is smiling at you. 🙂

Bologna and mayo on a stuffing bun. Yum.

We’re getting married tomorrow.

If my sandwich will have me…

Okay, if that’s the way you want it. Prepare to disappear. 🙂