“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!” Sarah Jessica Parker
“I’m not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.” Jessica Biel
“My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.” Beth Ditto
“The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.” Henry David Thoreau
“I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I’m having a bad day.” Emily Procter
I once watched a squirrel lose its balance and fall out of a tree and onto a miniature golf course.
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Did he land on his head, or like a cat, on his feet?
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I heard a large “THUMP!”, turned around, and it was on its feet running away, so not sure.
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I should add that I had see it in the tree just before and the branches were still moving after it fell.
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When you hear a thump, that’s usually a pretty good indication of a traumatic brain injury. Poor rat. 🙂
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Figured he lost his nuts as well…(sorry)
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That’s the first chuckle I’ve had in days, gracias. 😀
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I was reading some of those quotes today! 😀
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I love brainyquotes.com. 🙂
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Me, too!
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