Brainyquotes – Holiday Edition

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.  George Carlin

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.  Henny Youngman

I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.  Bette Midler

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.  Erma Bombeck

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.  Phyllis Diller

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.  Robin Williams

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.   Dr. Seuss

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.  Gary Allan

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