What do I see? Take a walk with me…

Hi, it’s me.

And I love trees.

I finally caught sight of my neighborhood woodpecker.

But he prefers to bang on the bark at the very tippy top of the trees, so I couldn’t get a good photo. (Stupid bird.)

A parking lot at dawn.

One huge cloud over the Walgreens parking lot (at dawn).

An eagle cloud flying over the grocery store parking lot (at dawn). (Dawn is the quietest time of the day.)

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
Signs, Five Man Electrical Band

“Best Hookers In Town”

“Women who behave rarely make history”

“I heart my wife”

“I heart guns and coffee.” (A case of copyright infringement?)

Monkey see, monkey do.

Is it live or is it Memorex? (Google it.)

I don’t know what a grassburger is (and I don’t want to know).

The next (insert famous artist’s name).

Flashes of pink.

December 12th.

January 6th.

Ah, fuck it.

It’s supposed to rain all weekend, with a possibility of snow and ice. Time for some homemade chicken soup. 🙂

Chocolate Is Better At Curing Coughs Than Honey Or Lemon

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If you’ve got a cough that’s irritating your throat, lemon and honey may seem like the obvious choice, but you should be reaching for a Cadbury bar instead. Over-the-counter cough medicines that contained cocoa in them were overwhelmingly better at soothing people’s coughs than medicines without…

This seems like a good time to mention how awesome this product is:

Russell Stover’s is my favorite kind of chocolate. They’ve got the best dark chocolate and this Sea Salt Caramel is a perfect mixture of both. Total yum.

Now I’ll sit back and wait for Russell Stover to send me a large box of free chocolate for this free advertisement. 🙂

Be The Weed

May The Weed Be With You. 🙂