Learn everything there is to know about chocolate at Caca University (formerly Trump University).
A top Chocolatier can earn $100,000 a year.
When you become a Chocolate Taster, you’ll love going to work. Every. Single. Day.
Be the envy of all your friends. Call Caca University today.
Take a bite out of your future. Call Caca right now. Don’t delay. (Discounts available for Trump voters.)
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Ha ha!
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Lmao!!!
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Looks sooooooo good!
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I wasn’t able to get a picture of my dancing taste buds. 🙂
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Lol. Next time.
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I’m torn. Love the chocolate cake, but I don’t think Trump voters should get discounts. I think you should charge them extra! 😉
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Okay, you’ve convinced me. There should be a Trump-voter surcharge on all goods and services for the next 4 years. 🙂
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Thanks a lot! Now I’ll be craving chocolate all day
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Maybe try some chocolate chapstick. Or just keep a bottle of vanilla close to you, and whenever you want to eat chocolate, take a deep whiff of the vanilla. Caramel flavoring smells good, too. 🙂
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It just wouldn’t be the same
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No, but if you smell the vanilla and refrain from eating chocolate for a week, then you can reward yourself. This was my reward for finally scrubbing my toilet. 🙂
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A well deserved reward.
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Oh Mai … I believe I am in need of some of this goodness!
… and congrats on the scrubbed toilet 😉
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Thanks, it’s a small victory, but a victory nonetheless. 🙂
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😍
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Good to see you, dude. My blog missed you. 🙂
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I thought you had disappeared! Your posts weren’t showing up in the android app. I had to search for you and I found chocolate…that’s how I knew it was you. 🙂
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Juicy
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Orgasmic 😀
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🙂 I was being unnecessarily diplomatic
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Yum!! ☝😍
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