I spoke to my alien friends about Donald Trump.
It appears that Trump has a bad reputation in the alien world, too, although my friends say he’s not an alien. I don’t know if that’s good news or bad news.
The aliens don’t understand why Americans have decided to elect a narcissistic egomaniac with no soul for president, but it’s not like I could explain it to them.
Of course, the aliens have other places to go, while most Americans are pretty much stuck here.
Most of the aliens I’ve talked to are heading to Canada. (Everyone loves Canada.)
My state of New Mexico has seen more people leaving in the past 10 years than staying. Instead of states succeeding from the U.S., I guess people of like minds will just start migrating to the states that cater to their beliefs. Like in Kentucky, where the governor has declared 2017 the “Year of the Bible” (even though he proclaimed 2016 the “Year of the Bible”).
The aliens aren’t concerned about Trump. They’ve been through worse, or so they say.
It’s going to be a rocky 4 years.
But in the end, I don’t think either side will be happy with President Trump. (I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.)
Let’s just hope that Trump’s ego doesn’t blow up the world.