From: firstname.lastname@example.org (FedEx Station Management)
Re: FedEx parcel #0000314934 delivery problem
Your item has arrived at December 07, but our courier was not able to deliver the parcel.
Please check the attachment for details!
Thank you for making business with us,
Maybe if you live on Mars and have never had a delivery from Federal Express, you might be tempted to click on the attachment. However, 98% of people do know how FedEx operates, so either the scammers are getting dumber, or they just don’t care anymore.
Happy Holidays, Mr. Russian Scammer. May you get a better job in the new year. 🙂