The giddiness of an insomniac

I’m sure you think that weed would help a person sleep, but no, not for me. Nothing helps me fall sleep. Nothing keeps me asleep. And when I can’t even catch an hour’s worth of this valuable commodity, the exhaustion turns into a little bit of giddiness (dizziness).

But I don’t expect cannabis to treat all of the symptoms of my intractable pain, so please don’t think that I’m dissing my favorite bud. In fact, a couple of weeks ago, I was lucky enough to find an awesome strain. It was called G13 — or so I was told, but you never know. It’s so enormously frustrating to come across a strain this good, only to have it for such a short time, with no way to get more.

So, even though cannabis doesn’t help me sleep, it’s always worth a meme post…

The name’s Jane. Mary Jane. 🙂

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 🙂

Insomnia Sucks

Everybody concentrate really hard… Picture me sleeping… Put me to sleep with your thoughts…

Obviously, ya’ll aren’t trying hard enough. 🙂

The Trumpapple

A Trumpapple (crabapple) has a sour, pithy taste. Despite their unpleasant sharpness, Trumpapples generally aren’t dangerous. They might give you a sore stomach if you eat a few, but they won’t cause poisoning. Like regular apples (politicians), their seeds do contain toxins.

It’s that funny thing he does with his lips. In the olden days, it was called pursing your lips, mostly used by schoolmarms and nuns. 🙂

Butterscotch

Did you know that Tic Tacs now come in bubble gum and banana flavors? They even have spooky prints for Halloween. But when can we have butterscotch Tic Tacs? I left a message on their Facebook page, because I love butterscotch. (Why are butter rum Life Savers so hard to find?) Also, there are videos called Little Adventures on their Facebook page, including one about a Tic Tac being launched into space. 🙂

Is your mouth dry? Have a Tic Tac. 🙂