The giddiness of an insomniac

I’m sure you think that weed would help a person sleep, but no, not for me. Nothing helps me fall sleep. Nothing keeps me asleep. And when I can’t even catch an hour’s worth of this valuable commodity, the exhaustion turns into a little bit of giddiness (dizziness).

But I don’t expect cannabis to treat all of the symptoms of my intractable pain, so please don’t think that I’m dissing my favorite bud. In fact, a couple of weeks ago, I was lucky enough to find an awesome strain. It was called G13 — or so I was told, but you never know. It’s so enormously frustrating to come across a strain this good, only to have it for such a short time, with no way to get more.

So, even though cannabis doesn’t help me sleep, it’s always worth a meme post…

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The name’s Jane. Mary Jane. 🙂

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marijuana humor

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 🙂

The Trumpapple

A Trumpapple (crabapple) has a sour, pithy taste. Despite their unpleasant sharpness, Trumpapples generally aren’t dangerous. They might give you a sore stomach if you eat a few, but they won’t cause poisoning. Like regular apples (politicians), their seeds do contain toxins.

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It’s that funny thing he does with his lips. In the olden days, it was called pursing your lips, mostly used by schoolmarms and nuns. 🙂

Butterscotch

Did you know that Tic Tacs now come in bubble gum and banana flavors? They even have spooky prints for Halloween. But when can we have butterscotch Tic Tacs? I left a message on their Facebook page, because I love butterscotch. (Why are butter rum Life Savers so hard to find?) Also, there are videos called Little Adventures on their Facebook page, including one about a Tic Tac being launched into space. 🙂

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Is your mouth dry? Have a Tic Tac. 🙂