Shall we start with some cloud therapy?
Do you think birds get lonely?
Angry cloud monster or Donald Trump?
I wish I was a plane, fully fueled and flying free.
Instead…
I’m sad and tired, tired and sad. (I blame Donald Trump.)
Like a flower without petals.
Like a discarded plastic toy (with a bug on her nose).
Like the last rose of summer.
Like a cat (with an attitude) who used to be friendly…
But would now prefer to hide.
Look, it’s a sign! Does anyone speak stone(d) language?
I posed for this sign.
At least I made another new friend.
Isn’t he cute? Now that gay people can marry, maybe I should marry this dude.
Looks like I’ve got competition. Maybe I should die my hair red.
If (when) my new husband makes me mad, I can just make a purse out of him. That’s called being environmentally conscious.
I used my favorite cinnamon roll recipe to make pepperoni and Colby cheese kolaches. It was a lot of hard work and it took me forever to clean up afterwards. (I found flour on the ceiling.) But it was sooooooo worth it! They are the best thing I’ve ever made. So soft and yeasty. Better than sex, I swear. Sorry I don’t have a photo — you’ll just have to use your imagination. 🙂
All Things Chronic 
Whiz was eyeballing your boyfriend. I told her he’s a desert lizard and it’d never work out, but you know young reptiles rarely listen to reason. So hormonal and full of salmonella.
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That’s okay, I’m not a jealous person. (Do lizards get jealous?) As long as my boyfriend is home to scrub the toilet once a week, I be cool. 🙂
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Yes, birds get lonely. We all do. Just a heads up, lizard-guy is a girl. Not that there’s anyting wrong with that…Just sayin’ ❤ ❤ ❤
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You can tell that lizard is a girl? I’m impressed. I’d be even more impressed if you could tell me her sexual orientation. 🙂
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! 😂 !
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Another fun post. I like the red hair joke
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I always thought you had good taste, but now I’m sure of it. 😀
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Better than sex?? Mmm idk if anything is better than sex. Lol…except for chocolate…maybe! 😂 Ha ha ha! The cat pics made me lol.
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Yeah, you’re probably right, nothing is better than sex. But… wait a minute…
If sex was the best thing ever, then more people would be addicted to it. And yet, it seems like more people are addicted to drugs. So, I’m thinking that drugs are better than sex…
Yes, I’ve decided, drugs are better than sex. After all, for a large portion of the population who are old and no longer controlled by their hormones, drugs are definitely better than sex. 🙂
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Hmm?? You have a very good point! You should’ve been a lawyer. I’d pay you to represent me 🙂
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I speak stone(d), every so often!
🙂
All good things are like sex, if you think about it: a good meal, book, piece of art, or an awesome song can all be related to sex…well, at least in my mind!
XD
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I miss sex, but I have very fond memories. And today, I finally got a hold of some good bud. Miracles do happen. 🙂
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Hey – it’s your lucky day! That’s a good thing.
What strain of bud did you get, if I might inquire? I have my favourites, but like hearing of good ones that might have escaped my sampling!
🙂
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I have no luck, so that wasn’t it. Maybe it was karma. 🙂
I’ve had a Blue Dream strain that was awesome, and I’ve had Blue Dream that was crappy. Hard to go by strain names. I’m more analytical, and I estimate that my bud has at least 20% THC, which is hard to find (and what I need). Right now, I’m wearing my Life is Good t-shirt. 🙂
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Blue Dream isn’t bad…I prefer Trainwreck, myself – but Willy Wonka is pretty good, with the classic ‘ATF’ rounding out my top three personal faves.
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