From: FedEx 2Day A.M. allen.fry@bskamenear.com
Re: Problems with item delivery, n.00280037
Dear Customer,
Your parcel has arrived at July 22. Courier was unable to deliver the parcel to you.
Shipment Label is attached to this email.
Sincerely,
Allen Fry,
FedEx Delivery Manager.
The problem is that I didn’t order anything, you stupid, anonymous, scum-of-the-Earth scammer.