Be kind to a bee today, even if it’s buzzing in your ear and driving you crazy. And always remember to protect your balls. 🙂
From: FedEx 2Day A.M. firstname.lastname@example.org
Re: Problems with item delivery, n.00280037
Your parcel has arrived at July 22. Courier was unable to deliver the parcel to you.
Shipment Label is attached to this email.
FedEx Delivery Manager.
The problem is that I didn’t order anything, you stupid, anonymous, scum-of-the-Earth scammer.