Saturday Evening Interview 3-19-16

They arrived on a ship that suspiciously looked like a jet.

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This whole time, I thought they were trees, when they were actually interstellar beings.

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Their ship arrived, almost on top of me.

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Whatย I’m trying to tell you is, the alien ship was shaped like a tree.

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And the ship looked just like the aliens.

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The aliens tried to seduce me with blooming flowers…

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Then they tried to hypnotize me with beautiful colors…


I soon found out that the aliens knew about my obsession with balls — when they couldn’t hypnotize me with flowers and colors, they brought out the moon.

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Look at the moon, they chimed in unison. Answer all of our questions and we’ll let you go, they said.


I was tired, so I just gave in.

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I answered all of their questions truthfully, except for one…

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The aliens are like, why do you crop so much?

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I just told them it was because I don’t have the best eyesight. That’s kinda true, but not really. ๐Ÿ™‚

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That’s what happened. Lisa was there. She’ll tell you. The aliens made me do it. ๐Ÿ™‚

(Photos taken this week.)

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