20 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults To Use On Your Worst Enemy

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1. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.

4. May your article load that extra little bit as you’re about to click a link so you click an ad instead.

15. May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit inside your glass of milk.

18. May you never be quite certain whether that pressure is a fart or poop.