Chase scammers think we’re stupid

Re: New Message from Chase Online (SM)
From: Chase Notification info@chaseonline.info
To: painkills2@aol.com

Dear Valued Customer:

You have 1 new Security message From Chase Online Bank.

Click here to resolve the problem

As this e-mail is an automated message, we can’t reply to any e-mails sent by return.

JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. Member FDIC
©2015 JPMorgan Chase & Co

I don’t have a bank account at Chase, which is why I also find this scam hilarious. 🙂