9 thoughts on “Am I the only Irish person who doesn’t drink?”
Whatsa matter, you got a broken arm?
I can’t recall how many times I have been told this by someone Irish when pointing out that I don’t drink or even when just refusing a drink. No wonder so many Irish drink, when a broken arm is the only acceptable excuse for not doing so 🙂
Everyone else is just shocked when you’re Irish and you tell them you don’t drink (but, but..you’re Irish, aren’t you?) Hey, you’re Mexican and you don’t eat tacos? Wtf is wrong with you, cabron?
Per capita alcohol consumption is Ireland is actually lower then the US, so perhaps I should be asking my fellow Merkins where’s their cast?
There is no shortage of Irish who don’t partake in booze or God. Here’s a toast to Yahweh to celebrate.
Since laughter is hard to come by (and I like making fun of myself), I don’t mind the Irish jokes. I’m also part Hungarian, but I can’t recall seeing any jokes about Hungarians. 🙂
“Like” is probably an understatement. 🙂 I love rainbows and leprechauns, too, and I was once addicted to the marshmallow candies in Lucky Charms. And my skin is as white as a ghost. Obviously, I’m Irish. 🙂
I’ve always said if a girl has red hair, blue eyes and freckles she can do no wrong…except go out in the sun, of course. I’ve always had suntan envy of those who can go out in the sun for more than a 1/2 hour without getting burned alive, kinda like that Hungarian guy, Bela Lugosi 🙂
Here is a great Irish song to listen to when recovering from your next sunburn 🙂
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Whatsa matter, you got a broken arm?
I can’t recall how many times I have been told this by someone Irish when pointing out that I don’t drink or even when just refusing a drink. No wonder so many Irish drink, when a broken arm is the only acceptable excuse for not doing so 🙂
Everyone else is just shocked when you’re Irish and you tell them you don’t drink (but, but..you’re Irish, aren’t you?) Hey, you’re Mexican and you don’t eat tacos? Wtf is wrong with you, cabron?
Per capita alcohol consumption is Ireland is actually lower then the US, so perhaps I should be asking my fellow Merkins where’s their cast?
There is no shortage of Irish who don’t partake in booze or God. Here’s a toast to Yahweh to celebrate.
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Since laughter is hard to come by (and I like making fun of myself), I don’t mind the Irish jokes. I’m also part Hungarian, but I can’t recall seeing any jokes about Hungarians. 🙂
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Ever since Attila, people have been afraid of offending Hungarians 🙂
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Yes! Lol. You like the green stuff though!
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“Like” is probably an understatement. 🙂 I love rainbows and leprechauns, too, and I was once addicted to the marshmallow candies in Lucky Charms. And my skin is as white as a ghost. Obviously, I’m Irish. 🙂
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Ok you LOVE it! You’re definitely Irish! 🙂
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I’ve always said if a girl has red hair, blue eyes and freckles she can do no wrong…except go out in the sun, of course. I’ve always had suntan envy of those who can go out in the sun for more than a 1/2 hour without getting burned alive, kinda like that Hungarian guy, Bela Lugosi 🙂
Here is a great Irish song to listen to when recovering from your next sunburn 🙂
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Great joke
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