From Urban Dictionary:
“Whenever my mom nags me using iMessage, I respond with an emoji of an eggplant. That gets her pissed every time.”
Mom: “Do the dishes as soon as you’re finished doing nothing.”
Clever guy: “(eggplant emoji)”
Mom: “Are you fucking kidding me?”
Yes, that’s right, today was our first day of snow. Everybody in Santa Fe is excited to see snow this early in the year (because skiing and tourism), but when I ventured out today, I noticed that most New Mexicans aren’t impressed. Since I grew up in Houston, Texas — where it snowed maybe twice in my lifetime — I’m still enchanted by the snow. 🙂
However… Too soon, dude:
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i saw 8″ in alvin…that’s the most i ever seen down here
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Did you build a snowwoman? 🙂
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nope…took several pics though
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I grew up in Houston also. I like snow… in pictures! 🙂
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Maybe when you get old like me, and still have flashes of menopause, you’ll learn to like the snow. Sometimes, I wish the snow was deep enough so I could dunk my whole head in it. 😀
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Oh no! Haha 🙂 well maybe so!
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Gimme gimme. I want snow, too!
And..I couldn’t help thinking “esnowji” and “snowmoji.” I have a real problem.
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You create words that are hard to say, especially with my TMJ. (Hey, that rhymes.) 🙂
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Haha it does rhyme! (And I can’t help myself!)
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