It was a short ad (as most are) in the local personals, but it included the magic code “420,” so I emailed a reply. I’ve already deleted the emails, but the conversation went something like this:
Me: Medical cannabis patient here, no longer able to afford legal program. Looking for 420 friendlies.
Scammer: I can help you with that. How old are you?
Me: While it’s impolite to ask a lady her age, I have no trouble telling you that I’m in my 50s. (I had sent a selfie with my response.)
Scammer: Will it bother you if I’m married?
Me: I’m not sure what your marital status has to do with bud. Perhaps you can enlighten me?
Scammer: My wife works all day. She doesn’t like to smoke. Maybe we could get together, smoke and have sex?
Me: I feel sorry for your wife. And right now, I’m feeling a little sorry for myself because I have to respond to your “offer.” Thanks, but no thanks.
All Things Chronic 
ahhhhh, the beauty of Craigslist. you meet such wonderful people there.
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well, i suppose, you could get bud free that way…it is affordable (eugh, choke, gag) ok, NOT affordable!
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NEVER Craigslist!
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Never say never. All-in-all, I’m quite pleased with my experiences so far. 🙂
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Eww! Lol. I’ve met a guy or two from Craigslist in my past. Not good not good and I will just leave it at that. What sucks is that one of them was my grandma’s neighbor and the other one was fu*king crazy in a bad way. He had severe PTSD and he was married! One of these days I will write a post about the past drama ‘loves’ I’ve had or not! It’s good for buying or selling last minute tickets to events though!
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Sorry you have to deal with this.
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