Looking for bud on Craig’s List

It was a short ad (as most are) in the local personals, but it included the magic code “420,” so I emailed a reply.  I’ve already deleted the emails, but the conversation went something like this:

Me:  Medical cannabis patient here, no longer able to afford legal program. Looking for 420 friendlies.

Scammer:  I can help you with that. How old are you?

Me:  While it’s impolite to ask a lady her age, I have no trouble telling you that I’m in my 50s. (I had sent a selfie with my response.)

Scammer:  Will it bother you if I’m married?

Me:  I’m not sure what your marital status has to do with bud. Perhaps you can enlighten me?

Scammer:  My wife works all day. She doesn’t like to smoke. Maybe we could get together, smoke and have sex?

Me:  I feel sorry for your wife.  And right now, I’m feeling a little sorry for myself because I have to respond to your “offer.”  Thanks, but no thanks.

6 thoughts on “Looking for bud on Craig’s List

  1. Eww! Lol. I’ve met a guy or two from Craigslist in my past. Not good not good and I will just leave it at that. What sucks is that one of them was my grandma’s neighbor and the other one was fu*king crazy in a bad way. He had severe PTSD and he was married! One of these days I will write a post about the past drama ‘loves’ I’ve had or not! It’s good for buying or selling last minute tickets to events though!

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