4 thoughts on “Damn Crickets

  1. Roaches with bagpipes. I hate them. It’s funny in my outdoorsman years there could be millions of them chirping away outside my tent and it didn’t bother me. But just one in the bedroom of my house would drive me insane. I had a girlfriend from Thailand where it is considered bad luck to kill a cricket. I had to wait until she was gone to conduct my search and destroy operations against the crickets, who always stop chirping when you get near them and are hard to locate by sound.

    Napalm helps. Just don’t use it around pets and kids.

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