New Chase email scam

Re:  New Massage from Chase (SM)

Ha, that’s funny, Chase is sending me a massage. 🙂

From:  Chase Bank

(Includes the Chase logo too!)

Action required: Please confirm
Chase Fraud Protection Services: Chase account holders

Dear Customer,

We want to help keep your account secured so we continuously monitor it for possible fraudulent activity. Please confirm.

Respond by clicking one of these links. By clicking YES or NO you will determine what next step we take on your behalf.

Yes or No

Questions? Call 800-355-5265 to reach a Customer Support Specialist anytime. If you prefer, you can reach us at the number on the back of your card. If we’ve already spoken to you about this, there is nothing else you need to do.

Thank you for your help.

Chase Fraud Department

Este email contiene información importante de la cuenta. Si tiene alguna pregunta, por favor llame al 1-800-978-8664.

Please visit the Customer Center at to make sure your contact information is up to date.

E-mail Security Information
If you have concerns about the authenticity of this message, please visit for options on how to contact us.

About This Message:  This service message was sent to you as a Chase customer to provide you with account updates and information about your Chase relationship.

Replies to this Email message will not be read or responded to. To contact Chase, please do not reply to this message, but instead go to for contact information.

Chase Privacy Operations, PO Box 659752, San Antonio, Texas 78265-9752. Chase Privacy Notice

JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. Member FDIC
© 2015 JPMorgan Chase & Co.

Guess what, you scumbag scammer?  I’m not a Chase customer, you freaking idiot.  Now, which of my responses to scammers should I use?  Maybe all of them?  🙂

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