“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.” Leonard Cohen
“I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.” Mark Twain
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” Dave Barry
“I was sleeping in a water bed for a couple of years, recommended by my doctor. I was never comfortable in that water bed. In the middle of the night you would hear something happening – water and bubbles. I would always think there was some intelligent life in the water bed.” Jo Nesbo
“You can’t look at a sleeping cat and be tense.” Jane Pauley