I met Maxine on my trip to the grower’s market. Since she’s unable to post her own personal ad, she asked for my help.
Maxine doesn’t score very high in the looks department, but she seems nice enough. She says she’s looking for the strong and silent type, as she describes herself as fairly bossy. She also mentioned that she needs protection — someone to save her from ending up as the main course for Thanksgiving dinner.
Maxine went on to say that she’s into kinky sex, although she wouldn’t tell me how turkeys actually accomplish the down-and-dirty. She enjoys salsa dancing, romantic evenings for two, long walks in her huge yard, and Pearl Jam. Her dislikes include paying $7 for a peach and turkeys who don’t look both ways before crossing the street.