I met Maxine on my trip to the grower’s market. Since she’s unable to post her own personal ad, she asked for my help.
Maxine doesn’t score very high in the looks department, but she seems nice enough. She says she’s looking for the strong and silent type, as she describes herself as fairly bossy. She also mentioned that she needs protection — someone to save her from ending up as the main course for Thanksgiving dinner.
Maxine went on to say that she’s into kinky sex, although she wouldn’t tell me how turkeys actually accomplish the down-and-dirty. She enjoys salsa dancing, romantic evenings for two, long walks in her huge yard, and Pearl Jam. Her dislikes include paying $7 for a peach and turkeys who don’t look both ways before crossing the street.
I bet she would score high on the taste scale
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She does look rather plump (and juicy), doesn’t she?
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I bet when she meets someone his name will be Tom.
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Oh, so close… She’s actually taken up with the turkey next door, Max. 🙂
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Poultry love how romantic!
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As dodgysurfer says: “Everything comes back to sex in the end doesn’t it?”
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Not sure I’d come back for sex in the end.
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Does she get into fowl moods often?
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Only when she’s basting in the sun. 🙂
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