Sorry Christians, I think this is hilarious

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Christians-against-tattoos-and-piercings/296901397171755

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June 13 at 2:14pm ·
Can someone please help poor Jeffery. I’m currently deep in the heart of the amazon jungle educating uncontacted tribes on gods love and why they are all sinners in his eyes so I don’t think I will manage to get back to him in time before he becomes a fully fledged criminal.

Jeffrey Drake
So, I must confess, I recently got a tattoo. It was the worst mistake of my life. The second the tattooing needle touched my skin, I knew that something had died inside me… As if my soul withered and recoiled from my own body. Ever since returning home, I have had nothing but negativity and bad luck…

Here’s what’s listed as “facts” on this website:

Cannabis kills 40,000 people in the U.S. every year.

Tattooed parents are 400% more likely to introduce their children to drugs.

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