As I was checking out at the grocery store yesterday, I noticed the cashier gave me the senior discount. It’s 10% off the total — that’s a pretty good freaking discount. Heck, I didn’t even know that seniors get discounts on groceries. Some women might have been offended, but it was the best thing that’s happened to me all year.
I was going to say something about not being old enough for the discount because I didn’t want the cashier to get in trouble. I mean, I waited while she looked at my driver’s license, thinking she would notice… I was all ready to fess up. Really.
But then I remembered the time I left a case of bottled water underneath my buggy at this store, basically paying for a product I never took home. I’m figuring the store just re-stocked it after I left. So, when the cashier didn’t notice her error, I kept quiet. That’s not like me, and I felt a little guilty about it today, but the guilt didn’t last long. Dude, I just saved almost $8 — I’m a happy camper. 😀
(No, that’s not me in the featured photo.)
LOL LOL LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂
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(No, that’s not me in the featured photo.) LOL
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I had gray hair early in my 20’s and when I was in the 40’s and 50’s the teenagers working at the fast food place kept giving me the senior discount. I couldn’t decided whether to be insulted or just take the discount and run. I took it. That was for the humiliation. 🙂
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It’s not you? Damn.
Guilt? To the hell with guilt. No guilt needed!
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I’m old, but I’m not that old. 🙂
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