4 Great Reasons to Masturbate


Instead of investing in that exorbitantly-priced gym membership this summer, why don’t you instead try setting aside 30 minutes each week for a quality round of much-needed masturbation? Aside from the amazing looks you’ll incite on your colleagues’ faces when they ask you how you intend to get in shape this summer, the health benefits of some weekly self-love more than speak for themselves…

And guess what, folks?  It’s free!  Masturbation:  The New Drug. 🙂

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