I was over there and was shocked to find out you don’t like coffee? Oh, I am a big coffee freak. My parents let us kids me and my 3 younger brothers drink coffee.
It comes in bottles and cans, but the cans keep the soda fresher. Well, I say it’s soda because it’s bubbly, but it’s really just syrup. Like the kind they put on a snow cone. Anyway, I drink more water than soda.
Syrup! Water. I don’t drink enough of it. Somedays I have to force myself to drink water.
The question I asked about Dr. Pepper?
The answer is
Because his wife died.
God! I just told pd that I think I sprained my face from smiling so hard and here I go again smiling so hard at your comment!
Let me repeat.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Horrors! I told that joke to a guy who’s wife died recently! After I told him that joke I suddenly realized I shouldn’t have done that and I could feel the blood draining from my face! But the guy didn’t take offense or anything. Geez!
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I was over there and was shocked to find out you don’t like coffee? Oh, I am a big coffee freak. My parents let us kids me and my 3 younger brothers drink coffee.
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I’m a Pepper. (That’s Dr. Pepper.)
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Oh I adore my coffee, just plain ole original Maxwell House is fine, but again it is not a good idea for my tummy 😦
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Ack! Dr, Pepper! Nope!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
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It comes in bottles and cans, but the cans keep the soda fresher. Well, I say it’s soda because it’s bubbly, but it’s really just syrup. Like the kind they put on a snow cone. Anyway, I drink more water than soda.
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Syrup! Water. I don’t drink enough of it. Somedays I have to force myself to drink water.
The question I asked about Dr. Pepper?
The answer is
Because his wife died.
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Why would a doctor put his dead wife in a bottle?
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God! I just told pd that I think I sprained my face from smiling so hard and here I go again smiling so hard at your comment!
Let me repeat.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
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Oh, it’s a sex joke. No wonder I didn’t get it. 🙂
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
Horrors! I told that joke to a guy who’s wife died recently! After I told him that joke I suddenly realized I shouldn’t have done that and I could feel the blood draining from my face! But the guy didn’t take offense or anything. Geez!
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