A New Study Says You Can Shove Your Face With Cheese To Lose Weight

http://distractify.com/Myka-Fox/everyone-just-cut-the-cheese/

Aarhus University researcher and feces collector Hanne C. Bertram has surmised that the increased consumption of fermented milk (delicious cheese) leads to increased levels of butyric acid, which causes reduced obesity and higher metabolism.

I’m no scientist or feces collector, but from what I can glean, cheese goes in, science happens, and then you lose weight.

But, just in case that’s not really [why] French people are so thin, you might want to also guzzle a bunch of wine like I just did.

2 thoughts on “A New Study Says You Can Shove Your Face With Cheese To Lose Weight

  1. Tsk tsk. That’s not how to do it. You need to do a controlled trial … brie and chardonnay one day, roquefort and shiraz the next, and so on until you find the optimum combination. This may take a few months to do the first round of experimental trials šŸ˜‰

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