“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”  Mark Twain

“Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.” Ambrose Bierce

“I love it when a man cooks; it’s one of those points that makes me adore a guy. I think it’s so romantic and I feel cared for when a man cooks. As long as it’s good. I wouldn’t let a man cook cabbage, though, because I’m pretty sure men can’t cook cabbage.”  Olga Kurylenko

“Diets – the ultimate empty promise perpetuating the same cycle over and over again. We’ve all been victims of yo-yo dieting. We stick to some diets longer than others, but c’mon, just how much cabbage soup can a person eat?”  Suzanne Somers

“But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!”  Richard Simmons

“I have but one rule at my table. You may leave your cabbage, but you’ll sit still and behave until I’ve eaten mine.”  Laurie Graham

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”  H. L. Mencken

(Photo taken on 4/11/2015, before the cabbage was boiled alive in my chicken soup.)

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