Treatments available through Cats Anonymous include cannabis, catnip, and Xanax.  All members will be paw-printed; must agree to annual criminal background checks; need to be able to pee in a cup on demand; and cannot have any relatives who suffer from drug abuse or addiction (including current owners).

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