I usually don’t buy food at Walmart, only staples. (And Wyler’s Italian Ice Pops.) But, times are tough. (Thanks, Unum.) So I broke down and bought a bag of cheap Walmart potatoes last week.
Big mistake. Well, maybe it would have been just a small mistake, if I had other food in the house to eat.
See, I cleaned out all the leftovers in my refrigerator yesterday, tossing them all together with some buttered noodles for what turned out to be a rather good and filling meal. But now, I’m hungry, and so I turn to the cheap potatoes.
Unfortunately for me, the potatoes not only have very little taste, they barely lasted a week before showing signs of mold. Yuck. (And fuck.)
So, it turns out that I had to throw away a significant portion of the cheap Walmart potatoes, which doesn’t make them cheap anymore.
The first thing I’m going to buy when my disability check comes in next week is…